Happy Women’s Day
Our sincere tribute of all the women who made us realize the real meaning of “different things” and “doing things differently”..
Let’s look at 27 funny and weird things that, for some reason, turned into our very own girly habits:
1) We set our alarm for 10 minutes earlier than needed and oversleep anyway.
2) We always apply mascara with an open mouth and, if we ever attempt to shut it up, we always mess up and get that mascara stain.
3) We throw our phone into our big purse and then, spasmodically, look for it and can’t find it when it rings.
4) We always carry around our big purse full of stuff that we never use, but we always think that one day we might need it right there.
5) We arrange stuff into the right place and then, we forget where the right place was.
6) We look for our sunglasses when they are right on top of our head.
7) When we look at ourselves in the mirror, we often think: “It would be great to have a picture taken in this position…”
8) When we are in a hurry, we always look for keys that we had in our hands just couple of seconds ago.
9) We always need to keep two or more different shampoos, various conditioners and two (or more) different shower gels in our bathroom.
10) We definitely need to check out how we look in the mirror before hitting the outside world.
11) It’s ok for us to dance with other women without thinking that we are “gay”, but when we see two men dancing together, we quickly start having second thoughts…
12) We click here always have nothing to wear, even if our closet is overloaded with stuff…
13) We brush our hair before going to bed.
14) Sometime we fake a pleasure, because our man faked the foreplay.
15) When we go to public restrooms, we love going there in groups, so that we can have a chat…
16) Researchers have claimed that women speak about 20,000 words a day on average. It’s just 7,000 for men
17) We think that all beer tastes the same.
18) We always dress up nicely and apply makeup to go grocery shopping, empty the garbage or, even, to just answer the phone.
19) When we use a map we need to turn it to the direction that corresponds the one we are heading to.
20) When we say to a guy: “Well…nothing…”, we mean an entirely different thing.
21) We are never wrong. We wait for men to take initiative and apologize.
22) We drive miles out of our way, because we are scared of getting lost using a shortcut.
23) Woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.
24) The average woman owns more than 25 pairs of shoes.
25) Usually, we have over 50 different items in our bathroom most of which men would hardly identify.
26) We all are afraid of bugs, spiders and mice.
27) When we go on a 3-day trip we, usually, pack over 7 outfits, just in case we will hesitate about what to wear.
Come to think of it, what would man’s world be without a woman? seriously, it would be boring. women bring the spark into our world, the only problem is that they end up … !!
Happy Women’s day.